Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour of the Terrible Thames! After four terrific years, they’re back and sailing again in 2025! So climb aboard and prepare to hear the horrible history of the most famous river in the world!

Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock!

Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, in this history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!

This 45-minute tour from Tower Bridge to the Palace of Westminster and back has been acclaimed by critics and the public for the wonderfully entertaining way it brings London to life, whilst the audience cruise in comfort on the majestic river. There are incredible stories, glorious views, exciting sea shanties and even the chance to sing yourself.

Whether you love Horrible Histories or just want a sensational sightseeing tour of the Thames, this is the trip for you and your family! Book tickets from just £20 at terriblethames.com

Horrible Histories: Barmy Britain – The Best Bits is also playing this summer at the Apollo Theatre, West End. For more information and to book your tickets, visit barmybritain.com.

For your chance to win one of five family tickets, please enter your details below before the closing date of 11:59PM on 16 July 2025. Good luck!

Terms and Conditions: Five winners will each win a family ticket (four tickets, minimum one adult) for Horrible Histories – Terrible Thames, valid for all sailings in 2025. Travel and accommodation are not included. Subject to availability. See our full terms and conditions.